Don't play poker with Darth Vader. He will just keep altering the deal.
Star Wars fans don't smoke cigarettes after sex. They chew ‘bacca
Boy, you must be an astromech droid, because you R2 good-looking.
Gandalf's favorite band was probably The Eagles
The temperature of the inside of a Tauntaun on Hoth is Lukewarm.
Ewoks communicate over long distances with Ewokie Talkies
BB got hungry, so BB-8.
This is what I wear to play my Switch in my hotel room. Standard gaming attire [f] 🤭
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars? He was an Ewokka-wokka! [f] 🤪
The Emperor sent Darth Vader to get him something at an auction because Vader was always asking, “What is thy bidding, my master?”
Stormtroopers in quarantine be like, “I miss people.” I’m not too sympathetic tho. They always miss people.
When BB got hungry, BB-8.
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
I'll be the Leia to your Han so you don't gotta be Solo
The other day, I dreamt that I went to Mordor. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep!
Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you. [f]
A crown for a Queen 👑
Just for fun
Winter is cumming, but you won't 🤷🏼♀️🫦 Are you ready for a challenge? 🦊
Yoda in the streets, Palpatine in the sheets.
I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class.
Let me show you all things Kim Possible
Scanners show sexy life forms in this area…
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Home is behind, the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread through shadows to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight.
I found a great Hobbit pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien.
The spooky season is here 🧛🏻♀️🎃, and a spooky Choose Your Own Adventure is about to drop! Check the details below! Can't wait to see you over there 🫦
One ass to rule them all 👑
The spooky season is here 🧛🏻♀️🎃, and a spooky Choose Your Own Adventure is about to drop! Check the details below! Can't wait to see you over there 🫦
I'm throwing a hobbit party. It's just a little get-together.
"The tits are strong with this one!" - Obi Wan Kenobi, probably.
I’d join the dark side as long as you were there.
I’ve been told my Jedi tricks will blow your mind.
One ass to rule them all 👑
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
“I thought up an ending for my book: ‘And he lived happily ever after, unto the end of his days.'”
Ónen i-Estel Edain, ú-chebin estel anim. 🧝🏻♀️
Be the Han to my Leia, and I won’t let you be Solo
Have you been looking for love in Alderaan places?
Certainly the forest of Fangorn is perilous — not least to those that are too ready with their axes; and Fangorn himself, he is perilous too; yet he is wise and kindly nonetheless.